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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 September 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4537
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About pattycakeys12 : Not entirely sure how you got here since I don't comment and I don't stalk,very often;), but gimme a fuck and ill fuck ya back

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Visits<b>Emi1y</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 10:34pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 3:11pm<b>thalassa11</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 10:43pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 12:54am<b>flux_panic</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 12:20am<b>weeyin12</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 2:23pm<b>hoosierholla</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 11:40pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 11:31pm<b>moron011</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 2:14pm<b>menabella</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 1:31pm<b>kjlancaster</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 4:51pm<b>fatiezzhm</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 3:22pm<b>Georgiecan</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 5:48am<b>venomousflower</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 2:22pm<b>acrochick27</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 1:30pm<b>alex_622</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 11:52am<b>abNormal62</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 10:49pm<b>BBlah</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 9:53am

Fucked!<b>thalassa11</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 4:43am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 6:54am<b>hoosierholla</b> - the 06/03/2015 at 9:07am<b>menabella</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 4:04am<b>weeyin12</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 11:51am

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pattycakeys12's favorite FMLs

Today, my friend told me he had just robbed a bank and needed a place to hide. Thinking he was joking, I let him in so we could hang out. 15 minutes later, the cops storm into my apartment. Now I'm an accomplice in a crime I thought was a joke. FML

#20718656
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58445) - you deserved it (16113)

On 06/10/2013 at 11:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out why my daughter eats so many sugary baked goods. According to her, when you bake things, all the sugar and calories are "released" and so you can't gain weight from it. It seems I raised a moron. FML

#20713749
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45763) - you deserved it (8930)

On 06/08/2013 at 3:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I saw a man on my bike that was stolen a few years ago. I asked him if I could have my bike back just wondering what he'd say. He calmly replied, "Hell no, I stole this fair and square." FML

#20708788
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56304) - you deserved it (6021)

On 06/06/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML

#20708141
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83695) - you deserved it (11744)

On 06/05/2013 at 7:11pm - love - by The Clitshank Redemption (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, on the drive to church, I got a nosebleed. Not so bad, until I sneezed and splattered myself and my fiancé with blood, snot, and eventually tears. FML

#20705510
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47349) - you deserved it (4330)

On 06/04/2013 at 1:53pm - love - by BloodyMarry (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML

#20701422
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64050) - you deserved it (6088)

On 06/02/2013 at 3:00pm - intimacy - by Kay (woman) - India (Andhra Pradesh)

Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML

#20700571
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52469) - you deserved it (6217)

On 06/02/2013 at 2:06am - misc - by sleepy momma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while at the supermarket. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed and "f you" was written on my windshield. FML

#20700486
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46568) - you deserved it (14448)

On 06/02/2013 at 1:20am - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, at the supermarket, an old lady asked for directions to the produce aisle. Having read way too many stories lately on this very site about awful elderly folks, I was wary, but helped her out. She gave me an awkward hug in thanks, lifting my wallet in the process, as I later found out. FML

#20698103
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49123) - you deserved it (5671)

On 05/31/2013 at 8:50pm - money - by speechless (man) - United Kingdom (Wirral)

Today, I was texting my boyfriend when he said, "Hold up." Thinking it'd be funny, I ran and grabbed my copy of the movie Up, and took a picture of me holding it and sent it to him. He replied, "Getting real tired of your shit." Then dumped me for my "dumb taste in humor." FML

#20696601
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63681) - you deserved it (13901)

On 05/31/2013 at 12:16am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

#20695159
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64308) - you deserved it (5166)

On 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by life insurance for 1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML

#20693212
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52341) - you deserved it (3619)

On 05/29/2013 at 2:29pm - misc - by WTFruits - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML

#20693039
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48537) - you deserved it (4009)

On 05/29/2013 at 12:39pm - misc - by no boobies - United States

Today, after calling the insurance plan for my new iPhone a "huge waste of money", I promptly dropped it in the store while trying to put it into my pocket, cracking the screen. FML

#20693016
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23124) - you deserved it (48577)

On 05/29/2013 at 12:24pm - money - by sammarli530 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I fainted. Instead of stopping to help, some guy stopped to draw a penis on my forehead. The EMT laughed. FML

#20692945
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46842) - you deserved it (3466)

On 05/29/2013 at 11:21am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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