About pattycakeys12 : Not entirely sure how you got here since I don't comment and I don't stalk,very often;), but gimme a fuck and ill fuck ya back
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by pancakessdsjsn / 09/27/2013 at 2:04am / United States (California) / Work
by chinaski7628 / 09/24/2013 at 6:00pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
by Anonymous / 09/24/2013 at 3:15am / United States (Texas) / Love
by cuntsmom / 09/24/2013 at 12:47am / United States / Kids
by latter / 09/23/2013 at 8:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
Today, one of my regular customers asked when we were getting married. I told him as much as I would love that, I didn't think my boyfriend would be very happy. He called me a "stuck up b*tch" and informed me he only comes to my line because he can always see through my shirt. He is 72. And married. FML
by peejay6831 / 09/23/2013 at 2:27am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 09/23/2013 at 2:15am / United States (California) / Work
by mish / 09/22/2013 at 4:41pm / United Kingdom (Herefordshire) / Love
by disappointed / 09/20/2013 at 12:30pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by ughreally / 09/19/2013 at 8:20pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by I get the hint / 09/18/2013 at 2:19am / Health
Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 1:23am / United States (Ohio) / Geek
by sysadmin:~# rm -rf / / 09/12/2013 at 3:40pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
by lyfisdyno / 09/11/2013 at 8:16pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Intimacy