About pattycakeys12 : Not entirely sure how you got here since I don't comment and I don't stalk,very often;), but gimme a fuck and ill fuck ya back
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Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML
by B_and_W / 11/21/2013 at 6:35am / France / Kids
by clodius / 11/20/2013 at 1:25pm / United Kingdom (North Lanarkshire) / Intimacy
by me / 11/20/2013 at 10:28am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by unwantedforlife / 11/19/2013 at 7:19pm / United States / Love
by poorman / 11/18/2013 at 5:14pm / United States (Maryland) / Money
Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML
by Annonymous / 11/18/2013 at 1:37pm / United States (California) / Money
by kids next door / 11/18/2013 at 5:14am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by smiley1014 / 11/18/2013 at 4:14am / United States / Miscellaneous
by kcountry92 / 11/17/2013 at 10:19pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom bitched me out for still being single at age 19, and still not having started a family. She considers this "immoral," yet showed nothing but praise for my sister, who's pregnant at 15 and doesn't know which of three guys is the father. FML
by failed brood mare / 11/17/2013 at 12:46pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by LizGo / 11/17/2013 at 1:00am / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/16/2013 at 8:03pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was offered a job that pays far more than I expected, being a high school senior. My parents decided they aren't letting me take the job, saying I should enjoy my childhood. They're also not paying for my college, which is why I was looking for work in the first place. FML
by Remy / 11/16/2013 at 6:39pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text message saying "It's over!". I sent him maybe a thousand texts saying "Why?", "What do you mean?!" After an hour of crying and whatnot, I realized he had driver's education today and that he was saying the class was over. FML
by Anonymous / 11/16/2013 at 5:06am / United States (Illinois) / Love
- Today, I travelled in a shared taxi on the winding roads of the Peruvian Andes. The guy next to me… Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus…