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  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 May 1994 (21 years)
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Today, at work I grabbed some customer keys off the board. I was checking out their cool flashlight keychain. At the exact moment I realized it wasn't a keychain, I pepper sprayed myself directly in the right eye. FML

Today, the $300 ring my boyfriend gave me for my birthday slipped off my finger... into the toilet. I had to sift through my own poo to get it back. FML


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On 04/20/2009 at 6:05am - misc - by ohhelllllno (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I decided to cheat on my math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19630) - you deserved it (201716)

On 03/27/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by rutho (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML


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On 02/27/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by bojangles (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML


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On 02/02/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by houdini - United States (California)

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9569) - you deserved it (61558)

On 01/22/2009 at 7:06am - love - by Benji - Sent from mobile version

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