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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 May 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2030
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Fucked!<b>eski2015</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 4:40am

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pattheaninal's favorite FMLs

Today, at work I grabbed some customer keys off the board. I was checking out their cool flashlight keychain. At the exact moment I realized it wasn't a keychain, I pepper sprayed myself directly in the right eye. FML

Today, the $300 ring my boyfriend gave me for my birthday slipped off my finger... into the toilet. I had to sift through my own poo to get it back. FML

by ohhelllllno / 04/20/2009 at 6:05am / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Love

Today, I decided to cheat on my math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML

by rutho / 03/27/2009 at 12:39am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

by bojangles / 02/27/2009 at 7:34pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML

by houdini / 02/02/2009 at 7:42pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my 19 year old girlfriend dumped me because she thinks I'm immature. I'm 30. FML

by Benji / 01/22/2009 at 7:06am / Love