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Today, at work I grabbed some customer keys off the board. I was checking out their cool flashlight keychain. At the exact moment I realized it wasn't a keychain, I pepper sprayed myself directly in the right eye. FML
by jdubious / 04/28/2009 at 3:47am / United States / Work
by ohhelllllno / 04/20/2009 at 6:05am / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Love
Today, I decided to cheat on my math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
by rutho / 03/27/2009 at 12:39am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by bojangles / 02/27/2009 at 7:34pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML
by houdini / 02/02/2009 at 7:42pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got… 3Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for…
- Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it… Today, I received an e-mail from my girlfriend's parents telling me that all the dirty e-mails I've… Today, my boyfriend invited me over to "play with his lizard." After excitedly rushing across town,…