Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

pattheaninal

Search for a member

pattheaninal

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1095
  • Number of comments : 80
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

pattheaninal's page activity

Visits<b>JaredTheGreat</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 4:16am<b>RabbidIbanez</b> - the 05/04/2014 at 12:05pm<b>krad204</b> - the 03/10/2014 at 9:21pm<b>connor98</b> - the 12/31/2013 at 1:33am<b>Girosrabing</b> - the 12/15/2013 at 3:18pm<b>ToxicSilence</b> - the 09/04/2013 at 8:11pm<b>Dyingpie</b> - the 08/25/2013 at 10:33pm<b>bigcrescendo</b> - the 08/20/2013 at 8:00pm<b>Broadway_Vayne</b> - the 08/18/2013 at 3:31am<b>TheKidOnFire</b> - the 08/02/2013 at 3:05pm<b>ArcheryCole99</b> - the 07/28/2013 at 2:00am<b>legendaryplya</b> - the 07/01/2013 at 3:17am<b>Sael</b> - the 06/12/2013 at 10:01pm<b>PHATERTL</b> - the 04/13/2013 at 1:56am<b>moxie0dae</b> - the 03/22/2013 at 10:29pm<b>mia2054</b> - the 01/21/2013 at 2:47pm<b>sherwin94</b> - the 01/09/2013 at 5:15am<b>whyme203</b> - the 12/22/2012 at 11:38pm

pattheaninal's FML badges

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

See all of pattheaninal's badges

pattheaninal's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

#20019911
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27606) - you deserved it (4294)

On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my mother screamed at my boyfriend, calling him an "evil piece of self-centred trash". He's a sweet guy who does volunteer work for kids with learning difficulties. She's a bitter, passive-aggressive telemarketer who constantly harasses her own family with sales calls. FML

#20018594
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25332) - you deserved it (1728)

On 08/13/2012 at 11:20am - love - by millie219 (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML

#20002439
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9214) - you deserved it (31088)

On 08/04/2012 at 4:05pm - love - by nikki - Greece (Kikladhes)

Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML

#19988318
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9757) - you deserved it (18800)

On 07/28/2012 at 12:17am - kids - by love_to_live - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, an attractive guy asked me to get coffee with him. My response was, "I don't drink coffee." I just turned down the first guy that's asked me out in 3 months. FML

#19861770
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7610) - you deserved it (35642)

On 06/28/2012 at 5:55pm - love - by sierra - United States

Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML

#19754220
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12695) - you deserved it (42917)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:58am - work - by WaffleMan (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML

#19658445
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6248) - you deserved it (37655)

On 05/21/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by Cam (woman) - United Kingdom (Devon)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him, saying that the only thing he would change about me is my last name. I later told him that I wanted to keep my last name after the marriage. I'm now single again. FML

#19624313
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19671) - you deserved it (37518)

On 05/14/2012 at 9:09pm - love - by singleagain (woman) - United States

Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML

#18767011
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8416) - you deserved it (57249)

On 01/10/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by Tom Ali - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy if he bit me on the lips. Normally, I would have enjoyed it, if the lips in question were the ones on my face. FML

#17591992
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38710) - you deserved it (4661)

On 08/27/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by RainCl0ud - United States (California)

Today, while working as a cashier at McDonald's, a man came in telling me that he had not received his hamburger. I looked at his receipt and the date said 11/17/09. FML

#16970431
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31676) - you deserved it (3425)

On 07/04/2011 at 5:42am - work - by crudofalife - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10183) - you deserved it (43033)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML

#15264127
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32946) - you deserved it (3566)

On 03/10/2011 at 4:42pm - love - by dumped (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my son broke a window at school playing football. Not only did he break one, he broke the other window next to it. His excuse? He tried making it look like a bird flew in one way and flew out the other. I have to pay $800 to fix it. FML

#15215945
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31463) - you deserved it (3967)

On 03/06/2011 at 6:28am - money - by notsosmart - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML

#14058038
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61951) - you deserved it (4876)

On 12/02/2010 at 8:20am - love - by mrdentist -



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #1: Getting there
  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: