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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 June 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1327
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About patiencek : Patience. 20. Musical Theatre. Broadway. History. Physics. Dancing like an idiot.

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8687) - you deserved it (30593)

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