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by Frenchie / 09/12/2013 at 5:24pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/18/2010 at 12:10am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML
by feelinnauseous / 06/24/2009 at 12:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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