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About patd77 : Message me just like to meet new people!

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Today, in French class we had to write love letters as an exercise. Since my boyfriend recently broke up with me by text message, I ended up writing a 20-sentence love letter in French to my cat. FML

#20878541
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42386) - you deserved it (3855)

On 09/12/2013 at 5:24pm - love - by Frenchie - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10974) - you deserved it (34676)

On 10/18/2010 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47187) - you deserved it (14059)

On 06/24/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by feelinnauseous (woman) - United States



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