Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (7 hours ago) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 343
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About patd77 : Message me just like to meet new people!

patd77's page activity

Visits<b>LaceyRenea753</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 11:21pm<b>Abbey1598</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 2:48am<b>RocketmanWelbz</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 10:31pm<b>justcause001</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 11:43pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 9:23pm<b>Teckzilla</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 11:06am<b>ihaveasushicat</b> - the 10/07/2014 at 2:01am<b>LeashaJoy5595</b> - the 10/04/2014 at 4:20am<b>Purrrvana</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 8:35pm<b>kylie31</b> - the 09/30/2014 at 7:47am<b>ForeverSilent101</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 6:36am<b>jeriaslovesyou</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 10:53pm<b>barneystinson45</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 7:24pm<b>Dynosaur_dollie</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 12:34pm<b>DiJsLifeStyle</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 8:52am<b>lulinator</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 2:20pm<b>RaspberryFlower</b> - the 09/19/2014 at 10:02am<b>LaurenLo</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 10:34pm

patd77's FML badges

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

See all of patd77's badges

patd77's favorite FMLs

Today, in French class we had to write love letters as an exercise. Since my boyfriend recently broke up with me by text message, I ended up writing a 20-sentence love letter in French to my cat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42439) - you deserved it (3860)

On 09/12/2013 at 5:24pm - love - by Frenchie - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur.' FML


I agree, your life sucks (11002) - you deserved it (34723)

On 10/18/2010 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47510) - you deserved it (14158)

On 06/24/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by feelinnauseous (woman) - United States

Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: