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Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

#9285 (40)

I agree, your life sucks (27839) - you deserved it (6649)

On 02/05/2009 at 6:41am - work - by fml (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

#8816 (50)

I agree, your life sucks (40232) - you deserved it (13485)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)

Today, I heard a man pleasuring himself in the stall next to me during my post lunch deuce. I was washing my hands when my boss walked out of the stall. I can no longer look at him in the face. FML

#8630 (36)

I agree, your life sucks (38288) - you deserved it (1583)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm - intimacy - by Sleeper_C3ll (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered my mom has over 20 sites bookmarked on her laptop, all having to do with 'How To Boost Your Insecure Teen's Confidence' or 'How To Help Your Overweight Teen Have A Positive Self Image'. Thanks, mommy. FML

#8629 (44)

I agree, your life sucks (20908) - you deserved it (4278)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML

#8388 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (42102) - you deserved it (7649)

On 02/04/2009 at 4:24pm - intimacy - by medstudent (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML

#8288 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (27899) - you deserved it (6072)

On 02/04/2009 at 3:20pm - love - by banana (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a random guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML

#7920 (32)

I agree, your life sucks (18339) - you deserved it (3018)

On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked past a girl in the cafeteria and she threw up. Naturally, a crowd was drawn. Her friend asked her what was wrong. She pointed at me and said, "Get him away from me!" I had never met this girl. FML

#7894 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (31038) - you deserved it (1491)

On 02/04/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by disgusting (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I told my girlfriend that I didn't feel wanted. Then she talked about how her cat puked on the carpet. FML

#7578 (31)

I agree, your life sucks (19814) - you deserved it (1995)

On 02/04/2009 at 9:18am - love - by constantine (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202 (62)

I agree, your life sucks (41758) - you deserved it (5565)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, as I was talking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142 (58)

I agree, your life sucks (45893) - you deserved it (2249)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML

#94 (123)

I agree, your life sucks (8379) - you deserved it (68212)

On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

#80 (55)

I agree, your life sucks (56389) - you deserved it (3261)

On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76 (54)

I agree, your life sucks (10218) - you deserved it (55020)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction ? She vomited. FML

#72 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (53952) - you deserved it (4697)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version