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About patches116 : I like heroin

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Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41146) - you deserved it (4805)

On 09/09/2013 at 1:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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