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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 July 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About patches116 : "Odane chill ber" -some black guy at my school

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Today, my mom bumped into a table with a glass vase on it. Seeing that the vase was about to fall, I lunged to catch it. Before I got there, the vase fell and shattered, resulting in me diving into the broken shards. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43834) - you deserved it (5328)

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