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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 October 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1192
  • Number of comments : 150
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About patacus : I'm short. I like art, and music and cool people.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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patacus's favorite FMLs

Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50881) - you deserved it (5269)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:56am - intimacy - by bob - United States (Texas)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML


I agree, your life sucks (78759) - you deserved it (785153)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


I agree, your life sucks (1240078) - you deserved it (137731)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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