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About pasti_regga : I may in reality BE non-existent.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML
Today, mah parents were helping me construct mah bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a grl into mah bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FML
Today, I got an email from the local D and D meet up group that the next meeting will be on Feb. 14th. I don't knowhat is more sad: that the group is meeting on Valentine's Day, or that I have nothing better to do but go. FML
Today, we had some family over. A nasty ned to wank siezd me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupid bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switchd on, an the whole family hered me. FML
Friday 27 March 2015