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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 June 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (89888) - you deserved it (14059)

On 05/01/2009 at 1:40pm - intimacy - by chelle (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah parents were helping me construct mah bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a grl into mah bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FML


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On 03/26/2009 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by ThanksMom (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got an email from the local D and D meet up group that the next meeting will be on Feb. 14th. I don't knowhat is more sad: that the group is meeting on Valentine's Day, or that I have nothing better to do but go. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25429) - you deserved it (3982)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:41am - love - by Noname - United States (Alabama)

yesterday my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML


I agree, your life sucks (6655) - you deserved it (81560)

On 01/31/2009 at 6:48am - love - by jeesh - United States (New York)

Today, three girls introducd themselve to me. I had met all of them before. fat FML


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On 01/27/2009 at 7:24am - love - by aere - United States (California)

Today, we had some family over. A nasty ned to wank siezd me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupid bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switchd on, an the whole family hered me. FML


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