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pasti_regga
  • Town/Country : Thessaloniki, Greece,Macedonia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 June 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 437
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was laying in bed naked and blindfolded. I told my boyfriend he could do anything he wanted to me. About 30 minutes later I get out of bed and find him in the computer room play World of Warcraft. His friends needed him. FML

#1524498
395 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82474) - you deserved it (12391)

On 05/01/2009 at 1:40pm - intimacy - by chelle (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my parents were helping me construct my bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a girl into my bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (90891) - you deserved it (7837)

On 03/26/2009 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by ThanksMom (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got an email from the local D and D meet up group that the next meeting will be on Feb. 14th. I don't know what is more sad: that the group is meeting on Valentine's Day, or that I have nothing better to do but go. FML

#5128
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22808) - you deserved it (3701)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:41am - love - by Noname - United States (Alabama)

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

#3992
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5471) - you deserved it (74188)

On 01/31/2009 at 6:48am - love - by jeesh - United States (New York)

Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML

#2788
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20352) - you deserved it (1887)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:24am - love - by aere - United States (California)

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -



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