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Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

#2097800
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41763) - you deserved it (9382)

On 05/19/2009 at 10:17pm - animals - by Debra2005 - United States (Texas)

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

#2097800
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41763) - you deserved it (9382)

On 05/19/2009 at 10:17pm - animals - by Debra2005 - United States (Texas)

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

#2097800
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41763) - you deserved it (9382)

On 05/19/2009 at 10:17pm - animals - by Debra2005 - United States (Texas)

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

#2097800
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41763) - you deserved it (9382)

On 05/19/2009 at 10:17pm - animals - by Debra2005 - United States (Texas)

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

#2097800
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41763) - you deserved it (9382)

On 05/19/2009 at 10:17pm - animals - by Debra2005 - United States (Texas)

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

#2097800
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41763) - you deserved it (9382)

On 05/19/2009 at 10:17pm - animals - by Debra2005 - United States (Texas)

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

#2097800
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41763) - you deserved it (9382)

On 05/19/2009 at 10:17pm - animals - by Debra2005 - United States (Texas)

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

#2097800
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41763) - you deserved it (9382)

On 05/19/2009 at 10:17pm - animals - by Debra2005 - United States (Texas)

Today, I adopted a dog from the local shelter. I put the dog in the car and he was shedding everywhere, but I was ok with that because he was my dog. As I pulled into the parking lot, the dog began to poop in the backseat of my car. When I got him out of the car, he ran off. $100 for him to poop and run away. FML

#2097800
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41763) - you deserved it (9382)

On 05/19/2009 at 10:17pm - animals - by Debra2005 - United States (Texas)

Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because "She wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML

#2095201
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68923) - you deserved it (3991)

On 05/19/2009 at 9:21pm - kids - by bopbop (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because "She wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML

#2095201
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68923) - you deserved it (3991)

On 05/19/2009 at 9:21pm - kids - by bopbop (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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