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  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 March 1989 (25 years)
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Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86238) - you deserved it (17860)

On 04/01/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by highleyj (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was working out out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19979) - you deserved it (68864)

On 03/30/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Mark (man) - United States



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