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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 August 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 259
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my 6-year-old son was so angry at me for not buying him overpriced candy at the airport, that he told a security guard I had a machine gun in my suitcase. The interrogation was not pleasant. FML

by VDM / 06/03/2013 at 5:16pm / Kids

Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML

by Joe Lizen / 08/06/2012 at 9:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML

by courtneynaked / 02/07/2012 at 8:47am / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Miscellaneous

Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML

by Anonymous / 01/23/2012 at 9:19am / United States / Money