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Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
by asparagus piss / 10/19/2012 at 1:05pm / United States (Georgia) / Money
Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML
by its_all_legit / 03/18/2009 at 11:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek
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