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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 October 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML

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On 10/19/2012 at 1:05pm - money - by asparagus piss (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my parents, who are out of town but driving back tomorrow, called to see how I was doing. They asked if I'd thrown a party in their absence, and I said no. My dad replied, "Well I'm currently looking at pictures on Facebook of our kitchen with beer and a bong on the table." FML

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On 03/18/2009 at 11:47pm - misc - by its_all_legit - United States (Virginia)



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