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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 December 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1372
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About paravoz : PC Gamer. Also, HP, GoT and LotR fan

paravoz's page activity

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Fucked!<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 7:07pm<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 3:19am<b>Zenithbeauty</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 4:00pm<b>butterfingers583</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 2:23pm<b>CristinaXoXx</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 4:40am<b>kendalbear</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 4:24am<b>mnb0113</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 7:45pm<b>wondermoose</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 9:23am<b>MyDadLeftMeInKFC</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 6:27pm<b>coried91</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 4:17pm<b>arabian22</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 3:52pm<b>xsydneyx123</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 9:40pm<b>nana_star</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 12:18am<b>hannah_cheers</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 6:04pm<b>juststephhere</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 6:39pm<b>llamaaduckk</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 8:51am<b>ILikeKoalas</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 2:29pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 11:43am

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paravoz's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86) - you deserved it (204)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML

#21367104
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31254) - you deserved it (2891)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:41am - misc - by Banana_Lord - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, it was the day my catheter was to be removed. The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, and then tried pulling it out. After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way. She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole. FML

#21362632
115 comments

Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML

#21350665
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30676) - you deserved it (5247)

On 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by Milked Richard (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, "Ew". FML

#21347945
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31615) - you deserved it (2754)

On 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm - health - by okseñoryoucrazy - United States (Washington)

Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML

#21346882
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30077) - you deserved it (5217)

On 01/30/2015 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

#21340885
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34379) - you deserved it (3766)

On 01/20/2015 at 10:08am - misc - by mybfthecrossdresser (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my mom got me a Christmas present. Since I'm a whovian, she thought it would be cool to get me what she thought was a sonic screwdriver. It was actually a dildo shaped as one. I opened the gift in front of my entire family. FML

#21323893
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33672) - you deserved it (3490)

On 12/25/2014 at 10:17am - intimacy - by whovian - United States (Maine)

Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML

#21320382
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27550) - you deserved it (4648)

On 12/19/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was studying for my Spanish midterm nonstop. After I closed my book, I was so tired that I thought that my cat was asking me questions in Spanish. FML

#21303629
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30343) - you deserved it (3666)

On 11/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Studying is for crazy people. - United States (California)

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML

#21281464
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33873) - you deserved it (4621)

On 10/19/2014 at 11:48pm - kids - by Bad Dad - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML

#21281207
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32379) - you deserved it (5305)

On 10/19/2014 at 4:58pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML

#21280696
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38602) - you deserved it (3868)

On 10/18/2014 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML

#21267077
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33423) - you deserved it (3947)

On 09/28/2014 at 3:26pm - health - by jazzie7719 - United States (Massachusetts)



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