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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 December 1989 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2908
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About paravoz : PC Gamer. Also, HP, GoT and LotR fan

paravoz's page activity

Visits<b>tragic_ginger</b> - the 09/02/2016 at 1:39pm<b>herecomestheboom</b> - the 05/28/2016 at 1:19am<b>honeymoonroyale</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 12:02pm<b>CowTippingDwarfs</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 3:37am<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 9:20am<b>Whatapuffchild</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 3:17am<b>MiSsTeRiLyNn</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 10:27pm<b>serrentinoj</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 10:46pm<b>Tatush_</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 8:30pm<b>cptncuttlefish</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 5:32pm<b>XxNekoLovexX</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 5:01am<b>aimeeowl</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 8:21am<b>ifeelyourpainop</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 9:48pm<b>A07</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 6:36pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 9:45pm<b>aliciousness116</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 1:35pm<b>izzie321</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 8:29pm<b>boredafthisyear</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 1:12pm

Fucked!<b>aimeeowl</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 2:21pm<b>Tatush_</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 12:32pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 3:45am<b>izzie321</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 2:29am<b>LavenderSessions</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 4:08pm<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 8:13am<b>Moskaaa7</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 1:00pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 2:46am<b>W31rdG1rl</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 9:56am<b>Manniie_</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 8:10pm<b>nishimehta</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 11:17am<b>littleteapot</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 11:49pm<b>sockinboppers</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 11:39am<b>hmarie_xoxo</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 6:49pm<b>Soniarita</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 3:48am<b>sallycinnamon</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 9:01am<b>emmarawr17</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 8:18pm<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 12:47am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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paravoz's favorite FMLs

Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML

by singlemam / 03/14/2016 at 9:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids

Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML

by Spooderman / 02/03/2016 at 9:04pm / United States / Kids

Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML

by sweetie808 / 01/28/2016 at 3:39am / United States (Hawaii) / Animals

Today, my girlfriend wasn't kidding when she said that if I hit her cervix just the 'right' way during sex, she'd puke. I was on the bottom. FML

by VisceralWolf / 01/26/2016 at 1:35am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML

by anne / 01/07/2016 at 7:00am / Germany / Intimacy

Today, I went to the bowling alley. I have short, stubby fingers, and as I looked for a bowling ball that would fit my hand properly, an old man watched me searching, and approached asking, "Is that how you are with women? Fingering them, tossing them in the gutter, and looking for another?" FML

by weldingmachine217 / 11/16/2015 at 4:47pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, I had to grab a large kitchen knife from my son, after I heard him convince his friend to join him in cutting off his finger, so they could "be assassins like Ezio." FML

by Anonymous / 10/14/2015 at 10:29am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML

by Anonymous / 10/06/2015 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy

Today, I noticed I spend so much time with my cats that I tend to hiss at things that scare me or that I don't like. I'm turning into a cat. FML

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

by wifeofafainter / 09/24/2015 at 2:31am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, after an 8-month wait, I went on my big vacation. The beach, the sea, the dive, the jellyfish, the allergic reaction, the hospital. FML

by Mush / 08/27/2015 at 12:42pm / France (Languedoc-Roussillon) / Miscellaneous

Today, I turned in an essay about a book I'd read over the summer. My teacher later called me to her desk and began to gush about how interesting the book sounded and asked to borrow my copy. The book I wrote about is not real, and the main characters are named after my childhood pets. FML

by technicallywroteabook / 08/21/2015 at 1:15am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, while working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sell dildos. FML

by Anonymous / 08/16/2015 at 11:22am / United States / Work

Today, my 4-year-old son's daycare called because he kissed a few girls. They explained he can't walk up and kiss little girls. I thought the situation was under control, until I was called an hour later to remove him from the premises for kissing little boys. FML

by stressedmom36 / 08/13/2015 at 7:50pm / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, whilst vacuuming, I stupidly decided to vacuum the bathroom drain to see what would happen. Turns out it will cause stinking septic water to get sucked into the machine and spew all over the walls, ceiling and vanity. It also causes the vacuum cleaner to stop working. FML

by sucked_in / 07/22/2015 at 10:32pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous