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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 December 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1269
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About paravoz : PC Gamer. Also, HP, GoT and LotR fan

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Visits<b>lebanesebarbie</b> - 11 hours ago<b>waffleprincess18</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 8:23am<b>birdeye1524</b> - the 08/01/2015 at 1:48pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 10:14am<b>omgnatalie</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 5:43am<b>CristinaXoXx</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 10:40pm<b>kendalbear</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 10:24pm<b>Ellykay</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 11:06pm<b>mnb0113</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 1:44pm<b>wondermoose</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 3:22am<b>lanayamarie</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 10:23pm<b>ohkay12</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 4:34pm<b>flyingmind</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 5:10am<b>sam882</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:04pm<b>bps315</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 3:04pm<b>arabian22</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 5:39am<b>mhb210</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 10:52am<b>vlalam</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 6:47pm

Fucked!<b>waffleprincess18</b> - yesterday at 2:23pm<b>CristinaXoXx</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 4:40am<b>kendalbear</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 4:24am<b>mnb0113</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 7:45pm<b>wondermoose</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 9:23am<b>MyDadLeftMeInKFC</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 6:27pm<b>coried91</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 4:17pm<b>arabian22</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 3:52pm<b>xsydneyx123</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 9:40pm<b>nana_star</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 12:18am<b>hannah_cheers</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 6:04pm<b>juststephhere</b> - the 06/21/2015 at 6:39pm<b>llamaaduckk</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 8:51am<b>ILikeKoalas</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 2:29pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 11:43am<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 6:51pm<b>AngelOf_Darkness</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 3:47pm<b>funsizedliz</b> - the 05/14/2015 at 8:31am

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paravoz's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend of a week showed me her talent: shooting milk out of her vagina across the room. Goodbye dairy products. FML

#21413854
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28613) - you deserved it (3227)

On 05/22/2015 at 2:55am - intimacy - by zzarzzur (man) - United States (California)

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

#21401745
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33885) - you deserved it (4529)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML

#21395729
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27871) - you deserved it (10051)

On 04/18/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I caught our 12-year-old son "experimenting" with a 5-foot tall stuffed Mickey Mouse. He even made sure to rip Mickey's pants off. FML

#21392745
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29463) - you deserved it (3065)

On 04/13/2015 at 1:35am - intimacy - by bigmouthedmommy - United States (California)

Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML

#21389569
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33098) - you deserved it (5099)

On 04/07/2015 at 8:47pm - misc - by burnswhenipee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

#21383476
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31092) - you deserved it (2715)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:54am - kids - by M.SHUKRI - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took the biggest, most excruciatingly painful crap of my life. It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards. Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around and post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)". FML

#21379420
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29992) - you deserved it (3541)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, some homeless person came up to the window and started doing a voice-over. FML

#21374736
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34258) - you deserved it (12527)

On 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, in my online class I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML

#21373396
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27620) - you deserved it (6310)

On 03/12/2015 at 8:39pm - misc - by acapelladisaster - United States (Indiana)

Today, my little sister complained about a young boy in her class always pulling her hair. She asked when boys will stop doing it. My mom replied, "They won't, even when they're grown-ups," then looked over at my dad and shared a dirty smirk. FML

#21369959
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36214) - you deserved it (3272)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43343) - you deserved it (19621)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea for weeks. He ended up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freaked out and panicked about what my parents would say. Then his laughter reminded me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79) - you deserved it (185)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, I walked 20 minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML

#21367104
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31243) - you deserved it (2889)

On 03/03/2015 at 5:41am - misc - by Banana_Lord - United Kingdom (Fife)

Today, it was the day my catheter was to be removed. The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, and then tried pulling it out. After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way. She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole. FML

#21362632
115 comments

Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML

#21350665
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30050) - you deserved it (5137)

On 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm - misc - by Milked Richard (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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