About paravoz : PC Gamer. Also, HP, GoT and LotR fan
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paravoz's favorite FMLs
by Foot In Mouth / 07/12/2016 at 10:46pm / United States (Arkansas) / Work
by Bacon0426 / 07/04/2016 at 5:03pm / United States (New York) / Holidays
by inveralaska / 06/16/2016 at 5:22pm / United Kingdom / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/07/2016 at 10:09pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by slim_breezy / 06/04/2016 at 3:41am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my father bought a pair of fancy noise cancelling headphones. He doesn't realise that the noise cancelling function only slightly muffles the moaning and screaming in the porn he's watching. FML
by Char-azard / 05/17/2016 at 5:03am / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife's paranoia reached a new level. She spent a half hour fretting over the idea that one of the cleaning ladies at our hotel might have taken a used condom from our room and tried to get pregnant with it. FML
by she won't see a therapist / 04/23/2016 at 12:37am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm in training at an animal shelter. There's an adorable tiny kitten there, which my boss said not to touch it because it's feral. "No way he's dangerous" I said, reaching into the cage to pet it. It struck like a cobra and tore up my arm. My first on-the-job injury is from a KITTEN. FML
by Anonymous / 03/25/2016 at 1:05pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently left an honest, negative review. I don't know what I was expecting, but I certainly wasn't ready for what spilled out coating my jeans, shoes, and brand new carpet: Glitter. FML
by okaydisarray / 03/22/2016 at 4:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working for a hospital security company, I had to assist in restraining a male patient while the nurses put a catheter in him. All I will say is that it looked like a worm trying to swallow a straw. FML
by Shock / 03/21/2016 at 4:12pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
by singlemam / 03/14/2016 at 9:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Spooderman / 02/03/2016 at 9:04pm / United States / Kids