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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 December 1989 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2530
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About paravoz : PC Gamer. Also, HP, GoT and LotR fan

paravoz's page activity

Visits<b>honeymoonroyale</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 12:02pm<b>CowTippingDwarfs</b> - the 04/30/2016 at 3:37am<b>theFickleFinger</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 9:20am<b>Whatapuffchild</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 3:17am<b>MiSsTeRiLyNn</b> - the 03/19/2016 at 10:27pm<b>serrentinoj</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 10:46pm<b>Tatush_</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 8:30pm<b>cptncuttlefish</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 5:32pm<b>XxNekoLovexX</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 5:01am<b>aimeeowl</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 8:21am<b>ifeelyourpainop</b> - the 03/09/2016 at 9:48pm<b>A07</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 6:36pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 9:45pm<b>aliciousness116</b> - the 03/05/2016 at 1:35pm<b>izzie321</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 8:29pm<b>boredafthisyear</b> - the 02/16/2016 at 1:12pm<b>LavenderSessions</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 10:08am<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 2:13am

Fucked!<b>aimeeowl</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 2:21pm<b>Tatush_</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 12:32pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 3:45am<b>izzie321</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 2:29am<b>LavenderSessions</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 4:08pm<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 02/14/2016 at 8:13am<b>Moskaaa7</b> - the 02/06/2016 at 1:00pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 2:46am<b>W31rdG1rl</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 9:56am<b>Manniie_</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 8:10pm<b>nishimehta</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 11:17am<b>littleteapot</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 11:49pm<b>sockinboppers</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 11:39am<b>hmarie_xoxo</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 6:49pm<b>Soniarita</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 3:48am<b>sallycinnamon</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 9:01am<b>emmarawr17</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 8:18pm<b>whitnayfortooh</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 12:47am

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paravoz's favorite FMLs

Today, my father bought a pair of fancy noise cancelling headphones. He doesn't realise that the noise cancelling function only slightly muffles the moaning and screaming in the porn he's watching. FML

by Char-azard / 05/17/2016 at 5:03am / New Zealand (Hawke's Bay) / Miscellaneous

Today, my wife's paranoia reached a new level. She spent a half hour fretting over the idea that one of the cleaning ladies at our hotel might have taken a used condom from our room and tried to get pregnant with it. FML

by she won't see a therapist / 04/23/2016 at 12:37am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous

Today, I'm in training at an animal shelter. There's an adorable tiny kitten there, which my boss said not to touch it because it's feral. "No way he's dangerous" I said, reaching into the cage to pet it. It struck like a cobra and tore up my arm. My first on-the-job injury is from a KITTEN. FML

by Anonymous / 03/25/2016 at 1:05pm / United States (Florida) / Animals

Today, I received a letter from an eBay seller for whom I recently left an honest, negative review. I don't know what I was expecting, but I certainly wasn't ready for what spilled out coating my jeans, shoes, and brand new carpet: Glitter. FML

by okaydisarray / 03/22/2016 at 4:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous

Today, while working for a hospital security company, I had to assist in restraining a male patient while the nurses put a catheter in him. All I will say is that it looked like a worm trying to swallow a straw. FML

by Shock / 03/21/2016 at 4:12pm / United States (Colorado) / Work

Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML

by singlemam / 03/14/2016 at 9:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids

Today, my son wanted to be Spiderman. He found the biggest spider he could outside and let it bite his hand. He's staying overnight in the hospital. FML

by Spooderman / 02/03/2016 at 9:04pm / United States / Kids

Today, around 12 a.m., my pet parrot said a sentence I've never heard him say before. Usually this would be exciting, but considering he said, 'I killed the bird', and that one of my two love birds mysteriously died a few days ago, it's safe to say I'm now terrified. FML

by sweetie808 / 01/28/2016 at 3:39am / United States (Hawaii) / Animals

Today, my girlfriend wasn't kidding when she said that if I hit her cervix just the 'right' way during sex, she'd puke. I was on the bottom. FML

by VisceralWolf / 01/26/2016 at 1:35am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML

by anne / 01/07/2016 at 7:00am / Germany / Intimacy

Today, I went to the bowling alley. I have short, stubby fingers, and as I looked for a bowling ball that would fit my hand properly, an old man watched me searching, and approached asking, "Is that how you are with women? Fingering them, tossing them in the gutter, and looking for another?" FML

by weldingmachine217 / 11/16/2015 at 4:47pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy

Today, I had to grab a large kitchen knife from my son, after I heard him convince his friend to join him in cutting off his finger, so they could "be assassins like Ezio." FML

by Anonymous / 10/14/2015 at 10:29am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML

by Anonymous / 10/06/2015 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy

Today, I noticed I spend so much time with my cats that I tend to hiss at things that scare me or that I don't like. I'm turning into a cat. FML

Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML

by wifeofafainter / 09/24/2015 at 2:31am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous