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paramor3

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paramor3

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 October 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3045
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About paramor3 : I like to read them FMLs, I do....other than that, ain't nobody got time for that!

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Visits<b>nygiantsfan85</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 7:49pm<b>Laxinitup</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 4:31pm<b>Riley052402</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 9:38am<b>MikeFletch</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 11:03pm<b>pipefitter69</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 8:20am<b>tsommer</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 5:02pm<b>rakk101</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 5:01am<b>Vayu</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 12:50am<b>shiffizzle</b> - the 03/04/2015 at 11:10pm<b>wookieewhosshe</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 7:13am<b>moneylessrc</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 6:59am<b>ThymastarGT</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 11:01pm<b>GrimReefer66</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 6:30pm<b>Adamfuzzyballs</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 8:19pm<b>DemonNecron</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 2:54am<b>mete_orito</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 2:12am<b>Monday_funday</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 9:34am<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 8:41pm

Fucked!<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 2:41am<b>Exodiafinder687</b> - the 01/21/2015 at 8:45pm<b>scoobs231</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 9:29pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 1:02am<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 1:30am<b>giantsfan2010</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 8:40pm<b>rakk101</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 4:59pm<b>pawelthink</b> - the 10/06/2014 at 9:46am<b>lior778</b> - the 10/01/2014 at 7:28am<b>barneystinson45</b> - the 09/23/2014 at 4:46pm<b>Ozone_Strike</b> - the 09/22/2014 at 11:17pm<b>dzhonatan</b> - the 09/08/2014 at 7:43am<b>GrinchFu1</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 8:03pm<b>seeoseek</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 9:11am<b>BWARD51</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 10:48pm<b>yourbestguess</b> - the 09/02/2014 at 5:24am<b>poulkrebs</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 10:39pm<b>baba01</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 9:26pm

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paramor3's favorite FMLs

Today, a little girl from my Sunday School class approached me and told me she had a stomach ache. She seemed very upset and her face was discolored so I took her to the nurse. While we were walking out the door, I looked down and saw a half-eaten crayon on the floor. That'll do it. FML

#21392424
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23942) - you deserved it (1876)

On 04/12/2015 at 3:49pm - health - by drewcaver - United States (Texas)

Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML

#21384188
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27530) - you deserved it (2339)

On 03/30/2015 at 2:39pm - misc - by noantiquesforme - United States (California)

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayne Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

#21381305
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30459) - you deserved it (4349)

On 03/25/2015 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a coworker jokingly noted that my signature looks like "Pedo". I couldn't see it that way, so I asked some other people for their opinion. They confessed they'd always thought it looked like "Pedo", but never said anything. My name is Peele. I've been signing it off as Pedo for 10 years. FML

#21381199
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26704) - you deserved it (3205)

On 03/25/2015 at 9:10am - misc - by peele - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit. FML

#21378703
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27612) - you deserved it (9332)

On 03/21/2015 at 12:25am - love - by rayraydayday - United States (Colorado)

Today, my little sister complained about a young boy in her class always pulling her hair. She asked when boys will stop doing it. My mom replied, "They won't, even when they're grown-ups," then looked over at my dad and shared a dirty smirk. FML

#21369959
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35601) - you deserved it (3255)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)

Today, during a family game of "Cards Against Humanity," I had to explain to my mom what queefing is. FML

Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML

#21365151
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37773) - you deserved it (4512)

On 02/28/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

#21364239
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31647) - you deserved it (31)

On 02/26/2015 at 10:07pm - love - by confused - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my mom sent me a pic of a blank paper, saying it was a drawing of all the people who wanted to date me. FML

#21362620
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32582) - you deserved it (2706)

On 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm - misc - by toastynippies - United States

Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
462 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44369) - you deserved it (4021)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after swallowing my birth control pill, I threw up all over myself. I then had to search through my puke to find my birth control pill and attempt to re-take it. FML

Today, my dad gave my younger brother condoms and a pat on the back, even though he doesn't have a girlfriend. This is after called me a whore after he saw me kissing my long-term boyfriend last week. FML

#21360278
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (442) - you deserved it (2704)

On 02/21/2015 at 8:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML

#21360123
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28444) - you deserved it (3762)

On 02/20/2015 at 11:25pm - animals - by tulisa (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I noticed our weekly biohazardous waste pickup didn't occur as usual at the surgery center where I work. After calling, the company informed me they were short staffed and couldn't make it out 'til next week. Guess that amputated finger is just going to marinate another week. FML



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