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  • Town/Country : Somewhere over the rainbow, Over the Rainbow
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 196
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About paramor3 : I enjoy taking breaks from the real world and reading FMLs. Other than that, I love too many other things (movies, music, and mayhem) to waste time typing them up here!

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Today, after my 5-year-old finally got over his grandmother's death, we went to a store and saw a lady that looked exactly like her. She came up to us asking if we saw her grandson; I can't get my son to stop freaking out. FML

#20535134
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I agree, your life sucks (30188) - you deserved it (1245)

On 03/07/2013 at 8:55pm - kids - by Maxie - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

#17839150
170 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was trying to be sexy and rub my boyfriend's un-aroused package while we were watching a movie. I couldn't find it. FML

#17838831
221 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 11:35am - intimacy - by Oops (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML

#17827650
271 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 4:12am - love - by Eric Moore - United States (Texas)

Today, after months of grueling training and countless early mornings, I finally began the race I had been preparing for over the past year, only to slip and break my leg in the first 450 meters. FML

#17827481
104 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 3:23am - health - by jc2011 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

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On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)



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