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Today, I found out how much those tiny dogs cost when my German Shepherd ate one. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31409) - you deserved it (9537)

On 03/18/2015 at 6:23pm - animals - by brokeforever (man) - Latvia (Riga)

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

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On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my wife wanted me to take her to a new restaurant in town. When I looked it up and saw their prices, I almost had a heart attack. When I said it was too expensive, she snapped "Maybe you'd like to look up 'Lorena Bobbitt' next?!" We went to the restaurant. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28400) - you deserved it (5739)

On 01/17/2015 at 1:49pm - love - by wounded pride, intact cock (man) - United States

Today, my sister ran into my room unannounced while I was on webcam with a potential employer. Before I could react, she looked at my screen, said "Damn, he's fucking hot." and flashed him. FML

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On 06/28/2014 at 8:26pm - work - by justno - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41814) - you deserved it (12058)

On 02/09/2014 at 2:12am - love - by look before you speak - United States



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