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  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Friday 8 September 1989 (24 years)
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Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8144) - you deserved it (24179)

On 03/06/2010 at 1:10am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML

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On 03/04/2010 at 10:48am - intimacy - by lalararara - United States



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