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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 December 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 324
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About papasmurf07 : I love the outdoors.
Broncos fan for life.
Easy going.

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Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML

Today, I was finally all set to lose my virginity. My girlfriend pushed me onto the bed and pulled off my underwear. She then made a face as if she'd just sucked on a lemon, and got up and left without a word. I haven't heard from her since. FML


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