Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

papashaan

Online | Search for a member

papashaan

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 307
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

papashaan's page activity

Visits<b>ForeverSilent101</b> - the 09/11/2014 at 10:23pm<b>Aspen_Grace33</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 5:42pm<b>clysialz</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 5:55pm<b>abdiG</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 6:19am<b>BBlah</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 12:24pm<b>ashleylove0525</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 6:44pm<b>heroforhirex95</b> - the 08/31/2014 at 12:50am<b>thatchick1405</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 12:55pm<b>BexBaby86</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 9:34pm<b>cyanidesandwich</b> - the 08/24/2014 at 7:28pm<b>AlmightyZamorak</b> - the 08/20/2014 at 1:52pm<b>brookenicolee29</b> - the 08/17/2014 at 5:33pm<b>IloveToLaugh143</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 6:38pm<b>ShadowlessSpear</b> - the 08/11/2014 at 5:19pm<b>WillowB47</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 11:36pm<b>thenewgirl29</b> - the 08/09/2014 at 1:05am<b>Cherryta</b> - the 08/08/2014 at 10:53pm<b>katherhinooo</b> - the 08/08/2014 at 9:30pm

papashaan's FML badges

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

See all of papashaan's badges

papashaan's favorite FMLs

Today, I caught a customer using his fat to shoplift gum out of a store. FML

#21258420
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34766) - you deserved it (2733)

On 09/14/2014 at 11:07pm - work - by nocat6 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realized that my dog is a pro at pooping directly in shoes. FML

#21257810
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33645) - you deserved it (3265)

On 09/13/2014 at 11:38pm - animals - by new dog - United States (Maryland)

Today, a guy tried to pick me up with the line, "You're ugly. Just kidding. You're my date." FML

Today, my husband asked our tax professional if we could file my profession as "Expert Dream Murderer." I'm a guidance counselor. FML

#21251173
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34170) - you deserved it (4519)

On 09/03/2014 at 2:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She just grabbed the ring and said in a raspy voice, "My precious..." FML

#21250558
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41622) - you deserved it (7855)

On 09/02/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

#21244424
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36604) - you deserved it (12408)

On 08/24/2014 at 1:31pm - work - by Alisterine - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

#21243022
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40427) - you deserved it (4650)

On 08/22/2014 at 8:05am - work - by haileelouxxx (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I had some painful gas at work, so I tried to silently ease it out. It was silent all right; silent, and so deadly that someone exclaimed, "What the fuck?!" My coworkers traced it back to me. Now they're all pointing their mini desk fans in my direction to make a point. FML

#21241122
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37134) - you deserved it (3471)

On 08/19/2014 at 5:54pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me. When I told my sister, she just smiled, held up a closed fist, and said "Look at the number of fucks I give!" She then raised a finger, said "Oops. Finger spasm!" then lowered it again. FML

#21238375
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43340) - you deserved it (4177)

On 08/15/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by meltdowninrels (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

#21228111
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49119) - you deserved it (21236)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

#21220246
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38462) - you deserved it (6616)

On 07/25/2014 at 11:54am - animals - by shewhopoopsinlitterboxes (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got fired from my job. Why? Apparently taking 10 minutes to take a shit is too long for some people. FML

#21219077
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42630) - you deserved it (7737)

On 07/24/2014 at 5:05am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML

Today, as I was on the couch taking a nap, it started violently shaking. I panicked and chased my family outside, convinced it was an earthquake. It was just the cat trapped inside the couch. FML

Today, I had to check up on a 400-pound inmate who was very upset about being locked up. When I got to his cell, he threw one of his own turds at me through the bars. I took a hit. FML

#21214798
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48212) - you deserved it (3777)

On 07/20/2014 at 1:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: