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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 September 1997 (17 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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papashaan's favorite FMLs

Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML

#21341346
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28278) - you deserved it (2285)

On 01/20/2015 at 11:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I let out a monstrous fart at the gym. They said it didn't even sound human. FML

#21341250
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25067) - you deserved it (5489)

On 01/20/2015 at 9:41pm - misc - by highschoolsucks - United States

Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML

#21338246
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25487) - you deserved it (8524)

On 01/16/2015 at 12:09pm - misc - by phones - United States

Today, three weeks after my sister took in a wounded porcupine from our backyard and let it roam about the house, I learned that it sheds quills from time to time. How did I learn this? By stepping on three of said quills hidden in the carpet. I still have only managed to pull one out. FML

Today, my mom and I went to exchange a massive stuffed animal, which was meant for my niece. I was carrying it when I saw a really hot guy looking at me funny. My mom snickered and told him that I never go anywhere without "George". FML

#21325643
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31076) - you deserved it (2876)

On 12/28/2014 at 1:52am - misc - by thanks a lot mom - United States (California)

Today, as I walked into McDonald's with my mom, she glanced at me and said, "Smells like your future." FML

#21323487
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29084) - you deserved it (3363)

On 12/24/2014 at 6:56pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML

#21320382
55 comments

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On 12/19/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I told my boss I have a sore throat. He replied, "Well, don't take it so deep next time." FML

#21314442
105 comments

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On 12/09/2014 at 1:29pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML

#21306727
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31288) - you deserved it (6479)

On 11/27/2014 at 10:13am - love - by fart - United States (Michigan)

Today, my grandpa came into my room and asked for a pen. As I gave it to him, he let rip the foulest fart I've ever smelled in my life, and walked out without a word. 2 hours later, the smell is not only still there, it's filled the room. Looks like I'm sleeping downstairs on the couch tonight. FML

#21304373
72 comments

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On 11/23/2014 at 7:52am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I asked my dad if he thought my dress was nice, and if guys would go for me. He replied, "Shit, depends on how drunk they are." FML

#21303377
74 comments

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On 11/21/2014 at 3:07pm - misc - by Veronica - United States (California)

Today, I was speeding home, bursting to take a crap. I pulled into my driveway and made it inside, before my wife told me the plumber was still working on our pipes. I ended up having to take a crap in my own backyard, behind a tree. FML

#21298320
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31617) - you deserved it (2847)

On 11/13/2014 at 1:01pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, one of the patients on the mental health unit where I work looked me up and down and said; "Well, I guess it's a popular misconception that all fat people are jolly." FML

#21298006
72 comments

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On 11/12/2014 at 9:48pm - work - by thefatnurse - United States (Georgia)

Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML

#21296102
76 comments

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On 11/10/2014 at 9:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Berlin)



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