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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 September 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 545
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About panikkattackk : I'm Olivia and I like your face.(;
I mainly use FML on my phone.

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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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panikkattackk's favorite FMLs

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33285) - you deserved it (9636)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33285) - you deserved it (9636)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33285) - you deserved it (9636)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33285) - you deserved it (9636)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

#1465
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29016) - you deserved it (2752)

On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8366) - you deserved it (28095)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

#697
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31273) - you deserved it (3545)

On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version



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