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panikkattackk
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 September 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 215
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About panikkattackk : I'm Olivia and I like your face.(;
I mainly use FML on my phone.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

#4050
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27803) - you deserved it (3998)

On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25632) - you deserved it (8377)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25632) - you deserved it (8377)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25632) - you deserved it (8377)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25632) - you deserved it (8377)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML

#1465
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20646) - you deserved it (1921)

On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML

#1196
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5411) - you deserved it (20309)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:14am - love - by Hth - United States (Delaware)

Today, I tried to cuddle Simon, my five year old son. He wriggled away and said: "If you need a teddy bear, go buy one! Or find another Simon!" FML

#697
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24268) - you deserved it (2793)

On 01/03/2009 at 10:55pm - kids - by sly - Sent from mobile version



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