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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 September 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 256
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About panikkattackk : I'm Olivia and I like your face.(;
I mainly use FML on my phone.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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panikkattackk's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML

#17352313
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40647) - you deserved it (5463)

On 08/03/2011 at 3:40am - love - by Tim - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend's attempt to win me back involved standing at the bottom of my apartment building with two airhorns, blasting them and shouting. And for some reason, singing "Sweet Caroline", even though that's not my name. FML

#17325823
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25394) - you deserved it (3501)

On 07/31/2011 at 11:09pm - love - by notsomuch (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, already knowing that my girlfriend wanted to be "just friends", I invited her over, hoping to change her mind. She was playfully drawing on me with a pen when I noticed she'd written "Emily's property" on my leg. I said "Aw, I'm yours?" She then drew a for-sale sign on me. FML

#17190246
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37030) - you deserved it (10678)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:38pm - love - by John (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35277) - you deserved it (5487)

On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
443 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63199) - you deserved it (6601)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

#16677911
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65115) - you deserved it (11491)

On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my five year old daughter came up to me and told me she wanted to be a nun. When I asked why, she replied, "So I won't get my heart broken by a boy." FML

#16607799
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36228) - you deserved it (7115)

On 06/11/2011 at 7:12am - kids - by julia - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML

#16128268
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32992) - you deserved it (14652)

On 05/11/2011 at 10:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

#15960632
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34754) - you deserved it (3717)

On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -

Today, while at my dorm, I experienced a vomit-inducing migraine. In my hurry to get to the bathroom to puke, I couldn't find a pair of shoes. I urgently needed the toilet, so I braved the communal bathroom barefoot. As I opened the stall door, I stepped in someone else's fresh vomit. FML

#15514650
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31720) - you deserved it (3685)

On 03/27/2011 at 1:55pm - health - by hellosir - United States

Today, I went to a haunted show restaurant. I needed the toilet badly, but they were inside the building, which could only be gotten to via a ghost train. The footage of me peeing myself in terror on the train was played on a big screen inside, in front of a crowd of onlookers. FML

#15039071
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26968) - you deserved it (4446)

On 02/19/2011 at 10:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my boyfriend left for a 2-year job posting in China. We had agreed to maintain a long distance relationship and even worked out a visiting schedule. Later that night, after trying to reach him, I realized the numbers he gave me weren't for China. The country code doesn't even exist. FML

#14871372
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32293) - you deserved it (3174)

On 02/06/2011 at 7:58pm - love - by dumbass -

Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML

#14498607
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26332) - you deserved it (3532)

On 01/07/2011 at 4:46pm - health - by walnutbladder (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML

#14106944
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13770) - you deserved it (22846)

On 12/06/2010 at 12:03pm - misc - by bribreeeeeezyfreshhh (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37867) - you deserved it (7982)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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