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About pandog101 : I'm secretly your mom.

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Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45902) - you deserved it (8633)

On 03/15/2014 at 8:21am - kids - by emergencyroom (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47159) - you deserved it (6673)

On 03/02/2014 at 3:44am - love - by ouch (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I burned my right boob. I got it by eating a hot pocket and accidentally spilling the extremely hot filling. I never thought I'd get laid before. This has just confirmed it. FML

Today, one of my online friends told me he's bought a plane ticket, so he can come visit me. I've told him multiple times before that I'm uncomfortable with this idea, but he keeps telling me to stop joking, and reminding me that he'll have no other place to stay. FML



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