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Today, I locked myself out and had to enter my house via the back door. Thinking I was an intruder, my 7-year-old daughter slammed a metal rake into the back of my head. Nice to know she can take care of herself. FML
by emergencyroom / 03/15/2014 at 8:21am / United States (Maryland) / Kids
by ouch / 03/02/2014 at 3:44am / United States (Iowa) / Love
by Nikia818 / 02/06/2014 at 1:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, one of my online friends told me he's bought a plane ticket, so he can come visit me. I've told him multiple times before that I'm uncomfortable with this idea, but he keeps telling me to stop joking, and reminding me that he'll have no other place to stay. FML
by LolAtMyPosts / 09/15/2013 at 2:04pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Miscellaneous
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- Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner… Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML Today, I was texting this guy that I hooked up with yesterday. We were gonna do it again but he had…