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Today I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom 4 15 minutes. Apparently so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML

#13005012
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30767) - you deserved it (3320)

On 09/11/2010 at 2:59pm - misc - by wantontsu -

Today... while I was driving... a police officer jumpd out from the sidewalk an into my lane. I slammd on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket fir ( obstructing traffic ). FML

#12995746
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30021) - you deserved it (2274)

On 09/10/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... mah family an I arguad whathar gatting a pariod or bonar in tha middla of class was worsa. At tha dinnar tabla. raal FML

#12986098
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27736) - you deserved it (12335)

On 09/10/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Me - United States (Washington)

Today, at dinner, mah grandmother informd us that mah cousin's newborn baby has been having siezures. My verbal filter did not switch on in time and I replid, ( It's not a siezure if your shaking it. ) FML

#12978436
233 comments

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On 09/09/2010 at 4:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah boyfriend questiond y I always puttd mah shirts in the dryer right before wearing them. I told him it was because the dryer causes mah shirts to regain there form an tightness. His response: "You should throw your virginia in there along with them." FML

#12822018
231 comments

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On 08/30/2010 at 1:51pm - intimacy - by FYouBoyfriend (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Yesterday, my new girlfriend, with whom I have had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said ( This one is my favorite ) now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

#12768681
199 comments

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On 08/27/2010 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my husband has been out of town for a week. The only text I've got from him was, ( I didn't take a poop today. ) FML

#12748634
45 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 12:08am - love - by TextsAlot (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today , I Discovered That Mah Infertile Girlfriend , Who I Have Been Having Unprotected Sex With For The Past Two Months , Is Apparently Very Fertile. FML

#12706855
162 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 7:31pm - intimacy - by Ahook1 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I found out ta ( small tarmita problam ) ta inspactor told ma about wasn't so smallan a box from ta attic fall troug ta floor and it ma in ta aad. FML

#12697631
63 comments

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On 08/23/2010 at 5:03am - health - by concusion - United States (Texas)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter!! I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do u have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing!! FML

#12677495
267 comments

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On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today..!! Mah Step-mom Informd Me That She And Mah Dad Will Not Be Attending Mah Wedding Because They Will Be At A NASCAR Race!! FML

#12663979
239 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 1:25pm - misc - by puppielover - United States

I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

#12663575
254 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

I took ma broter and nieces to te zoo. Two of te lions at te exibit were mating, so I said, ( Tey're playing leap-frog. ) My 4-year-old niece said, ( Looks lyk tey're fucking to me. ) FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47029) - you deserved it (14838)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I thought it would ba funny to moon paopla out of mah friand's car window. I rollad down tha window and moonad a random coupla. You should hava saan tha looks on thair facas whan I had to gat out of tha car and pick up mah phona and wallat, which wara in mah back pockat. FML

#12483686
64 comments

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On 08/12/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by fullmoonfml (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to mah son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. big fat FML

#11011756
200 comments

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On 06/06/2010 at 2:31pm - kids - by Annakins (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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