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About pandemic0774 : I'm Justin... i am a skater/gamer.
I'm very shy at first but once you get to know me I'm funny and flirtatious or so i have been told.
I would put pic of me but idk how to make it under 500mb...
I like video games clearly ( x box live all the way) ;D
anyway pm me if you want to chat or something.....
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Today, my dad forgot me at cross country practice. When he got there two hours late, instead of apologizing, he said, "Hey, that's only the third time I've forgotten you at practice. You should be congratulating me." FML
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
Today, my dad gave me a speech about being gay. He said he'll accept me if that's who I truly am, but he wants me to think it over first. I'm an actor in a play. I had to explain the concept of wearing costumes and acting like someone else to him. For the third time. FML
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Friday 2 October 2015