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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 21 September 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 423
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About pandemic0774 : I'm Justin... i am a skater/gamer.
I'm very shy at first but once you get to know me I'm funny and flirtatious or so i have been told.
I would put pic of me but idk how to make it under 500mb...
I like video games clearly ( x box live all the way) ;D
anyway pm me if you want to chat or something.....

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Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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308 comments

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On 08/21/2011 at 12:54am - intimacy - by Emily - United States (New York)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
506 comments

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On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad forgot me at cross country practice. When he got there two hours late, instead of apologizing, he said, "Hey, that's only the third time I've forgotten you at practice. You should be congratulating me." FML

#16927788
73 comments

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On 06/30/2011 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I asked my mother to pay back the $50 she owes me. Rather than paying me back, she raced off to "work". She's been unemployed for 3 years. FML

#16926671
118 comments

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On 06/30/2011 at 7:43pm - work - by FMarinasL (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

#16925056
222 comments

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On 06/30/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Nell (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my parents found my stash of alcohol. They drank it all within a single evening. FML

#16921671
185 comments

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On 06/30/2011 at 11:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad gave me a speech about being gay. He said he'll accept me if that's who I truly am, but he wants me to think it over first. I'm an actor in a play. I had to explain the concept of wearing costumes and acting like someone else to him. For the third time. FML

#16921062
156 comments

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On 06/30/2011 at 10:36am - misc - by sealpop09 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I began to walk across the street when I saw a very familiar old lady struggle across it. I walked over to help her, and only after she had blown her rape whistle and socked me in the nuts did she realize I was her grandson. FML

#16919201
141 comments

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On 06/30/2011 at 4:18am - misc - by John - United States

Today, I introduced my first serious boyfriend to my mother over dinner. He is Asian. My mom insisted on calling him "Ching Chong". His name is Kevin. FML

#16918734
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51076) - you deserved it (4734)

On 06/30/2011 at 3:24am - misc - by asianlover (woman) - Finland (Western Finland)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
444 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML

#16842955
162 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by PandaMantis (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

#16794914
257 comments

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On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

#16758524
177 comments

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On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

#16724592
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14278) - you deserved it (52098)

On 06/18/2011 at 3:10am - intimacy - by Khrixas_069 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I pulled over to have sex in his mother's car. It was going great until I leaned back onto the horn, waking up our whole neighborhood. FML

#16635570
132 comments

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On 06/12/2011 at 10:50pm - intimacy - by Shelly - United States (Indiana)



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