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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 408
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About pandabeargirl89 : Hi, I'm Bianca. I come on here a lot but rarely comment.

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Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43431) - you deserved it (3801)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29977) - you deserved it (5057)

On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43410) - you deserved it (14496)

On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML


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