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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 68
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About pandababyyy43568 : My name is Kazlie
I'm 15
Volleyball is my sport , along with softball, dance, and basketball .
Straight A student .
Goal in life is to get accepted into Julliard
I'm in love with Adam Levine from Maroon 5
I don't give out any contact info .

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Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31886) - you deserved it (3795)

On 03/08/2011 at 6:32am - animals - by ghoul -

Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML

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On 10/19/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by losingit (man) - United States (California)

Today, I spent an hour and a half trying to rid my house of smoke and burnt plastic smell because my little sister didn't know she was supposed to add water in the package of microwaveable mac and cheese. FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20172) - you deserved it (2781)

On 01/09/2010 at 12:45pm - misc - by Justaddwater - France

Today, while working as a makeup artist in the mall, I was approached by a man who wanted to try lipstick (not unusual we do a lot of drag). While I'm applying it he starts to make gross noises and after a quick glance I realize he has a massive erection. He then whispers mmmm don't stop now. FML

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163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74943) - you deserved it (3904)

On 05/08/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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