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About panda_waffle22 : Panic! At the disco, red hot chili peppers, Metallica, nirvana, avenged sevenfold, five finger death punch, iron maiden, Jimmi Hendrix, blink 182, arctic monkeys, three days grace, linkin park, the gorillaz, etc. FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM AND TWITTER I FOLLOW BACK: @sarah2sirochman
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Today, while visiting my grandparents, my grandpa decided to explain to me the real reason that the old sofa I was sitting on had always been so discolored. He says they were bleach stains left while cleaning up the mess made during my father's conception. FML
Today, I finally had my tongue piercing heal up so I decided to try oral on my girl. Unfortunately, she has a hood piercing that got caught on my tongue ring, and neither of us could get them apart. We had to call my mom in to solve the problem. FML
Friday 28 August 2015