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  • Town/Country : Philadelphia, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 100
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About pancreas : My username, "pancreas", is related to my first FML post attempt which was sadly rejected. Anyway, I am a physician training in Pathology (think C.S.I., Bones, Body of Proof ... etc.) That's right ... I cut up dead people. I also tell your surgeon whether or not you have cancer. Come to the morgue sometime and say hello ... hopefully through the front entrance and on two legs ;)

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Today, my seven-year-old nephew challenged me to a push up contest in front of my girlfriend. He beat me, and then asked my girlfriend why she's dating a pussy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45183) - you deserved it (18506)

On 04/24/2013 at 12:55am - kids - by BIGCHEIFAAA (man) - United States (California)



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