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  • Town/Country : Yo Daddy's house!, Pangaea
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 February 1985 (29 years)
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About pancakelover : I like tea and cakes for tea and cake time!

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Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (113650) - you deserved it (71756)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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On 04/22/2009 at 5:46pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



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