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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 August 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 134
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About pamiehamie : Happy Girly most of the time.
I love Billy the Giraffe.

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Today, my girlfriend left for basic training. I went to say goodbye to her at the airport. Only after I walked back to my car did I realize that she still had the keys. My extra set was back at the house, locked in. FML

#20471606
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30347) - you deserved it (5786)

On 01/21/2013 at 4:55pm - misc - by blank - United States

Today, it's been two days since my upstairs neighbour's toilet started flooding both our apartments. I have to go to the bathroom with an umbrella. FML

#20471583
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28555) - you deserved it (2310) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/21/2013 at 3:24pm - misc - by normal - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I have severe back pain that is only relieved by lying flat on my bed. I also have acid reflux that is only prevented by sitting straight up. FML

#20453200
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37624) - you deserved it (2473)

On 01/11/2013 at 3:03am - health - by Kftc88 - United States (California)

Today, I have severe back pain that is only relieved by lying flat on my bed. I also have acid reflux that is only prevented by sitting straight up. FML

#20453200
114 comments

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On 01/11/2013 at 3:03am - health - by Kftc88 - United States (California)

Today, I have severe back pain that is only relieved by lying flat on my bed. I also have acid reflux that is only prevented by sitting straight up. FML

#20453200
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37624) - you deserved it (2473)

On 01/11/2013 at 3:03am - health - by Kftc88 - United States (California)

Today, I have severe back pain that is only relieved by lying flat on my bed. I also have acid reflux that is only prevented by sitting straight up. FML

#20453200
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37624) - you deserved it (2473)

On 01/11/2013 at 3:03am - health - by Kftc88 - United States (California)

Today, I have severe back pain that is only relieved by lying flat on my bed. I also have acid reflux that is only prevented by sitting straight up. FML

#20453200
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37624) - you deserved it (2473)

On 01/11/2013 at 3:03am - health - by Kftc88 - United States (California)

Today, my parents kindly told me what they are getting me for my 18th birthday. An eviction notice. FML

#20170511
82 comments

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On 11/20/2012 at 1:47am - kids - by lea5459 - United States (Oregon)

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

#20024799
289 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

#19761767
138 comments

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On 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm - love - by UnluckyGroom (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML

#19757535
91 comments

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On 06/08/2012 at 10:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML

#18808709
115 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 8:24pm - misc - by 2gewd4u - United States (Texas)

Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML

#18321705
151 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 10:21pm - health - by thunderthighs644 (woman) -

Today, my immature step-father rubbed my head destroying the $300 hairdo that took two and a half hours to finish. Three minutes before my wedding ceremony. FML

#18127002
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55705) - you deserved it (5946)

On 11/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by Halle - United States (California)

Today, I woke up at 7am next to the man I swore I'd never get intimate with again. After trying to get back to sleep despite my shame and disgust, he ripped the loudest fart ever. FML

#17601830
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9117) - you deserved it (42441)

On 08/28/2011 at 2:37am - love - by JJAnd (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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