Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1799
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About palahniukpaul : Um... HI!!!!

palahniukpaul's page activity

Visits<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 9:22pm<b>Siloide</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 4:11am<b>Krastrolytric</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 6:27am<b>cardshark</b> - the 10/06/2015 at 8:09pm<b>Mental_1456</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 1:40am<b>Torvaltz</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 1:33am<b>10220706</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 8:30am<b>ShortStop19</b> - the 09/05/2015 at 1:48pm<b>CamBen</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 4:26pm<b>Laeffy</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 8:45pm<b>JulietMarie</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 9:28pm<b>FusionPlacebo</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 11:04am<b>Sockturtle</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 5:35pm<b>LiteralxShit</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 5:53am<b>sevazilla</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 11:29pm<b>VirtualZircon</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 11:21am<b>WCARlover</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 11:29pm<b>adamant84</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 2:20pm

palahniukpaul's FML badges

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!


You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

See all of palahniukpaul's badges

palahniukpaul's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a bunch of friends over for a party. My mom came stumbling into my room, crying about how she was officially menopausal, and that I was going to "die an only child." FML


I agree, your life sucks (27046) - you deserved it (2155)

On 09/07/2011 at 11:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I played a Jazz gig. It rained, making the tent the band performed under heavy with water. When I stepped forward to play my solo, the front end of the tent collapsed under the weight of the rain, drenching me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25262) - you deserved it (2414)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by TheJazzKid - United States (California)

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30235) - you deserved it (2854)

On 08/27/2011 at 7:06pm - misc - by Revalation - United States

Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24820) - you deserved it (10196)

On 08/13/2011 at 4:29pm - misc - by Karin (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my wife heard that wifi could be harmful for our newborn baby's undeveloped brain box. Her solution was to switch the wifi off on our laptops. She won't listen to the flaw in her plan. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28096) - you deserved it (2980)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:01pm - health - by anonymous - United States

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: