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Today, I had a bunch of friends over for a party. My mom came stumbling into my room, crying about how she was officially menopausal, and that I was going to "die an only child." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18597) - you deserved it (1308)

On 09/07/2011 at 11:11am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I played a Jazz gig. It rained, making the tent the band performed under heavy with water. When I stepped forward to play my solo, the front end of the tent collapsed under the weight of the rain, drenching me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17270) - you deserved it (1530)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:56pm - misc - by TheJazzKid - United States (California)

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

#17597780
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21446) - you deserved it (1837)

On 08/27/2011 at 7:06pm - misc - by Revalation - United States

Today, after a week of sporting what I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without my long hair, my body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML

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On 08/13/2011 at 4:29pm - misc - by Karin (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my wife heard that wifi could be harmful for our newborn baby's undeveloped brain box. Her solution was to switch the wifi off on our laptops. She won't listen to the flaw in her plan. FML

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On 08/08/2011 at 10:01pm - health - by anonymous - United States



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