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About pako1021 : Hey, my name is Francisco.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
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Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML
Friday 5 February 2016