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  • Town/Country : bellville, Texas
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About pako1021 : Hey, my name is Francisco.

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Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (70665) - you deserved it (6034)

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