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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 January 1994 (21 years)
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Today, after spending weeks working on a song that meant a lot to me, I reluctantly posted it online . The "friend"ho'd convinced me to post it, commented, "This is the worst shit I've ever hered." He got 30 likes, along with a barrage of agreeing, equally terrible comments . fat FML

#20772988
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43260) - you deserved it (5132)

On 07/09/2013 at 7:35pm - misc - by tonedef (man) - United States

Today... mah husband farted... grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted... I reminded him that I’m a lady... not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang... "Dude looks lyk a lady." FML

#20716353
83 comments

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On 06/09/2013 at 9:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Taday I got muggad on tha way to mah 21st birthday party at a bar. I baggad tha thug to at laast throw ma mah ID, only to hava him laugh and looool run away singing "happy birthday". FML

#20711068
81 comments

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On 06/07/2013 at 1:14am - money - by ididntevendrinkthatnight - United States (New York)

today at the office my most annoying client asked me to send her a document. I have now sent it to her over 5 times in a different format each time and every single time she replies with "Not in the requested format". She won't tell mehat the requested format is. FML

#20709289
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On 06/06/2013 at 8:38am - work - by Anonymous (woman) -

I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting fir her result . Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

#20701323
207 comments

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On 06/02/2013 at 2:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

2day I was in a big Skype chat, which somehow turned into a heated argument. My friend lost it, typed "your stupid" and called me a "looser." When I pointed out the irony of his messages, he rage-quit, drove all the way to mah house, and punched me in the face at the door. FML

#20669389
104 comments

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On 05/17/2013 at 5:16pm - health - by -1 friend (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

#20662485
193 comments

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On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, I was in a bathroom stall an I accidentally dropped mah new tampon on the ground . Just as I was about to reach for looool it, I heard a voice on the other side of the stall say, "Oh great, I needed that" an then a hand reached under mah stall an grabbed it . It was mah last one .

#20647074
159 comments

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On 05/07/2013 at 1:10am - misc - by the girl next door (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons 4 a party in recognition of our company's huge merger!! Instead, he made condom balloons!! Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms 4 a prestigious company event!! A company whose CEO is named Dick!! looool FML

#20642182
82 comments

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On 05/05/2013 at 12:14am - work - by ADickySituation - United States (Illinois)

Today I walkd into ta living room to find ma 11-yaar-old daugtar about to kiss ar ( not ma boyfriand ) on ta lips. Wan I askd wat sa tougt sa was doing sa paald a piaca of scotc tapa off ar lips and said ( It's okay! Wa'ra using protaction. ) FML

#20640565
169 comments

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On 05/04/2013 at 8:51am - kids - by wtfmama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah sister textd me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worrid about wat could happen. I textd ( good luck ) back. My phone autocorrectd it to ( goodbye ) and I didn't even notice. FML

#20636856
69 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 12:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday for a laugh, I putted vanilla yogurt into a mayonnaise jar an went to the mall to eat it with a spoon . Too bad that someone called mall security on me for disturbing the peace . They shoved me into a back room an grilled me about wat was in the jar . FML

#20632537
202 comments

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On 04/30/2013 at 11:09am - misc - by longsock123 - United States (California)

Today, I summoned the courage to call mah abusive mother-in-law about her non-payment of the money I stupidly lent her last year. She replied, "Why don't u go deepthroat a cactus, then we'll talk about it, cunt." and then hung up on me. mega FML

#20628087
180 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by a tad whipped (man) - Australia

TADAY FOR THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK, A TELEMARKETER CALLD ME. SERIOUSLY ANNOYD, I TOLD HIM IN GERMAN THAT I DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH, IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET RID OF HIM. HE THEN STARTD DELIVERING HIS PRODUCT PITCH IN GERMAN. FML

#20627240
127 comments

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On 04/28/2013 at 9:57am - misc - by Anonymous - China (Shanghai)

Today, I was coming home from a much-needd vacation!! The time I spent on the plane consistd of kids screaming and throwing tantrums!! One of them managd to give me a black eye with a shoe!! Thier mom pretendd to be asleep so I'd have to deal with her kids for her!! FML

#20626326
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40908) - you deserved it (2773)

On 04/27/2013 at 10:30pm - health - by Satan'sChildren - United States (Wisconsin)



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