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  • Number of visits : 146
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About paintballwarrior : I came here for laughs, and to see how crappy people's lives are.

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Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML



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