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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 December 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3298
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, at a rehearsal, a friend poked me: "My mother is in the orchestra, guess who she is!" I jokingly answer: "Erm…The fat singer?". It was. FML

#699
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9415) - you deserved it (25154)

On 01/04/2009 at 5:15am - misc - by LadyJane - Sent from mobile version

Today, my wife and I both have blond hair and blue eyes, we just had a red headed son. FML

#767
396 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40885) - you deserved it (8696)

On 12/31/2008 at 10:45pm - kids - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML

#509
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12974) - you deserved it (64902)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

#141
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15330) - you deserved it (40229)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML

#72
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72909) - you deserved it (7061)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:34pm - love - by alf - Sent from mobile version



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