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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 December 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2910
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML

#1847078
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44332) - you deserved it (2803)

On 05/11/2009 at 4:37pm - health - by anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought I heard my little sister playing on my brand new grand piano. Angry, I ran downstairs to stop her. My parents were having sex. On my piano. FML

#800425
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (292393) - you deserved it (19252)

On 04/04/2009 at 2:15pm - intimacy - by GuitarChick42 (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
900 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62583) - you deserved it (648001)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
522 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54709) - you deserved it (317363)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was in spanish class, having a debate about the death penalty. When I went to make a point, I meant to say "La pena de muerte", which means "The death penalty". I said, "La pene de muerte". Turns out that means, "The penis of death". FML

#206263
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26820) - you deserved it (41699)

On 03/04/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by Señor Guapo (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

#197066
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (148159) - you deserved it (16879)

On 03/03/2009 at 4:40pm - intimacy - by eaa145 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after class I was chatting with my teacher, a really cool and stylish old black guy. I tell him he reminds me of one of those soul dudes from those 70s movies, right down to the pimp-walk. He tells me he walks that way because he was beaten for drinking out of the wrong fountain as a kid. FML

#115273
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21177) - you deserved it (46580)

On 02/23/2009 at 5:11pm - misc - by catfish - United States (Texas)

Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML

#69443
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44217) - you deserved it (6265)

On 02/18/2009 at 4:09pm - health - by Kristina (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML

#26936
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41831) - you deserved it (2527)

On 02/11/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by chee (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

#9285
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37371) - you deserved it (9640)

On 02/05/2009 at 6:41am - work - by fml (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend gave me a blow-up doll and told me to practice. FML

#8816
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49386) - you deserved it (17430)

On 02/04/2009 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by PlayTag (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML

#5134
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25413) - you deserved it (5947)

On 02/02/2009 at 6:04am - love - by unbelievable - United States (California)

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

#2831
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12066) - you deserved it (29716)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got an email notification from Yahoo! Personals: "Hi, we've found 0 new matches for you". FML

#1495
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20766) - you deserved it (2472)

On 01/17/2009 at 7:40pm - love - by sad sack. - United States (Florida)



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