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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 December 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2870
  • Number of comments : 186
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today , I was working te drive-tru at McDonalds , and as I andd out a Diet coke to te customer , te man startd growling and yelld "HULK SMASH!" He smasd te cup wit two fists and drove off. I was drencd in soda. FML

#16827191
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36717) - you deserved it (4596)

On 06/24/2011 at 12:46am - work - by Sam (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Taday I got a call from mah 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, mah kid has been charging grls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

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413 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50122) - you deserved it (8170)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I asked boyfriend in a sexy way "Wat sould we do now, oney?" He answered, "Suck dick?" I said "I was tinking of someting more... romantic." He replied "Suck dick in te moonligt?" FML

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278 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)

Today To Spice Thing Up A Bit My Wife And I Were Having Sex In Our Kitchen. She Was Up On The Counter And I Moved Her Over To Get In A Better Position. The Stove Was Still Hot From Dinner So Now My Wife Has A Burn That Looks Like A Double Rainbow On Her Ass. Mega FML

#13297808
187 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 12:27am - intimacy - by EffinAhole - Sent from mobile version

Today To Spice Thing Up A Bit My Wife And I Were Having Sex In Our Kitchen. She Was Up On The Counter And I Moved Her Over To Get In A Better Position. The Stove Was Still Hot From Dinner So Now My Wife Has A Burn That Looks Like A Double Rainbow On Her Ass. Mega FML

#13297808
187 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 12:27am - intimacy - by EffinAhole - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went on a first date to te movies. During te flick, I coked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda an tat got stuck as well. I finally got my breat back an let out te loudest burp I ever ave. He looked at me an said "Does tis mean I can fart now?" FML

#13220186
158 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 7:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, after I got off work, as I walkd into the house, I noticd something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kickd it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML

#13167367
315 comments

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On 09/23/2010 at 7:01am - misc - by nackpattywhackgiveadogabone (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I waitd in line at a drive-through behind a man fir ten minutes. I got out of my car , cursd at him , and then askd him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explaind to me that he had a stutter. FML

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414 comments

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On 06/01/2010 at 5:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I discoverd that mah best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as ( Stupid Bitch ). FML

#7718053
116 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 7:32pm - misc - by hahahawoww (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I realizd that the only reason mah boyfriend has been coming over to hang out at mah house 4 the past two months is because mah little brother has an N64. I have become a third wheel to there mario kart dates. FML

#7699388
124 comments

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On 01/30/2010 at 4:40am - misc - by wowsucks (woman) - United States (Missouri)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND MAH BOYFRIEND MAKING OUT WITH MAH MOM . FML

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266 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today... grandma told me to fuck off when I trid to help her with the dishes. FML

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105 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 1:31am - love - by volleyballgirl12 - Sent from mobile version

Today... some drunk dude broke into my househile my parents were out. Scared... I asked him wat he wanted... his response was "cookies." FML

#7264308
184 comments

Today, after monts of trying, my wife of seven yeres told me se is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

#7189298
213 comments

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On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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