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  • Town/Country : Texas, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 May 1998 (15 years)
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Today, I received a text from my dad, which was borderline-incomprehensible due to an insane amount of text language. I replied, jokingly asked if he had a stroke while writing it. A few seconds after hitting send, I remembered the stroke he suffered last month. FML

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