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p8ntballa00

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p8ntballa00

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 July 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 337
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About p8ntballa00 : Name's court. I like paintball, martial arts and Xbox. I'm just another one of those sarcastic kids.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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p8ntballa00's favorite FMLs

Today, I acted like I always do when I'm alone in my seemingly sound-proof apartment. I sang loudly, talked back to the TV, used my vibrator. Later, in the silence of the night, I heard my neighbor next door YAWNING. FML

#14575088
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18013) - you deserved it (31672)

On 01/14/2011 at 4:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had a small gathering of family and friends over to celebrate my son's baptism. One of my friends happens to be a police officer. The entire event consisted of him arresting three of my family members. Don't worry, he came back to get some cake. FML

#13756380
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25920) - you deserved it (4029)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:09pm - misc - by jadehin (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

#13293107
347 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42676) - you deserved it (9782)

On 10/02/2010 at 7:08pm - kids - by blah blah daddy - United States (California)

Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML

#12143188
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37255) - you deserved it (15844)

On 07/27/2010 at 10:43am - intimacy - by lonelyguy321 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

#7631341
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33638) - you deserved it (6630)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I was conceived during a conjugal visit. FML

#6089701
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32056) - you deserved it (2684)

On 10/31/2009 at 8:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my little brother texted me informing me that our father has "become a nudist" since returning home from a month-long trip abroad. I thought he was joking or exaggerating, but when I went over to say hi, the first thing I saw upon walking through the door was my dad's droopy ball sac. FML

#4004887
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51047) - you deserved it (4012)

On 07/24/2009 at 1:07pm - misc - by mubaki (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had a check-up with my dermatologist. When I took off my pants, she noticed a small mark on my penis and was concerned. I had to inform her that it was not in fact a mole, but a bruise from getting it stuck in a Snapple bottle two days prior to the check-up. FML

#3686221
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9491) - you deserved it (72124)

On 07/12/2009 at 3:07am - health - by Best-stuf-on-Earth (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was installing the official 3.0 firmware update for my iPhone. Apple's authentication servers crashed. I now own an iBrick. FML

#2990755
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45605) - you deserved it (8206)

On 06/18/2009 at 9:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up at three in the morning when two cops busted in the door to my apartment and a frantic voice on my cellphone saying "Sir? Sir? Are you all right? Sir?" Turns out I had been having a nightmare and dreamed I called 911. I actually did. FML

#440568
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68339) - you deserved it (8144)

On 03/18/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by Miller_Time (man) - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

#221601
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49078) - you deserved it (26717)

On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

#162461
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (164318) - you deserved it (14910)

On 02/28/2009 at 4:58pm - health - by TahRah (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML

#125777
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20535) - you deserved it (62967)

On 02/24/2009 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (Ohio)



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