About p8ntballa00 : Name's court. I like paintball, martial arts and Xbox. I'm just another one of those sarcastic kids.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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p8ntballa00's favorite FMLs
Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML
by great / 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm / United States / Work
by caught / 01/08/2012 at 7:43pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by ambled / 12/24/2011 at 3:04pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
by bigmistake / 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML
by scammed / 12/18/2011 at 12:18am / Canada (Quebec) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/06/2011 at 1:45am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by steve-o / 11/02/2011 at 1:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 6:52am / United States / Health
by Username / 08/11/2011 at 12:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML
by Anonymous / 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Yoda / 07/08/2011 at 1:23am / United States (New York) / Geek
by Anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by cantgetup / 04/03/2011 at 12:10am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/06/2011 at 12:53pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever… Today, my parents surprised me by redecorating my room. I think they were more surprised by the box… Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers,…