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by me. / 12/01/2012 at 9:54am / United States / Intimacy
Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on. My grandma is freaking out because she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge for putting her to sleep and getting a new dog. FML
by With_Love929 / 10/29/2012 at 5:45pm / United States (New York) / Animals
by Anonymous / 10/29/2012 at 1:46am / United States / Love
by thebeachisthatway / 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 3:00am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML
by wut / 08/05/2012 at 1:23am / United States / Health
by Marjorie / 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by mhm / 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
by Flip / 05/02/2012 at 1:06am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Love
by pmek / 03/26/2012 at 5:11am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 1:13am / United States (Washington) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/20/2012 at 7:57am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Animals
by daddy-o / 03/14/2012 at 3:51am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by PixieWrists / 03/13/2012 at 1:33pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Health
- Today, after working my ass off for months to prove myself, I asked my boss for more hours, since… Today, locked out of my house for hours, I had to shit so badly that I found myself squatting under… Today, I got in to an argument with my girlfriend. Why? Because she wouldn't believe me when I told…