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Today, my best friend decided to admit to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she is now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML
by Anonymous / 12/18/2009 at 3:33pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
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