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oxoashleeoxo
  • Town/Country : Red Deer, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 May 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 2393
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About oxoashleeoxo : Hey, I'm Ashlee. I'm 19.
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Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

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On 02/01/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by achtung - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I daringly tried that fish-bath thing, where all these fish come and eat all of your skin's dead cells. I got into it, and after 15 minutes of being a human buffet, at least 20 of the fish died. FML

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On 01/15/2009 at 8:25pm - health - by anx133 - China (Shanghai)

Today, I got drunk and hooked up with some random chick. Later, I found out she's Facebook friends with my girlfriend. They used to be best friends when the girl was a senior. Small world. FML

#970
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On 01/11/2009 at 2:13pm - love - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

#606
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On 12/26/2008 at 11:07pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

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On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version



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