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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 May 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2593
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About oxoashleeoxo : Hey, I'm Ashlee. I'm 19.
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Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

#12224799
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38449) - you deserved it (3266)

On 07/31/2010 at 11:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML

#12212873
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13252) - you deserved it (23952)

On 07/30/2010 at 7:40pm - love - by nitroman64 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 20 year old son decided it would be funny to unbuckle my seat belt while the cops were right beside us. FML

#12212564
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28401) - you deserved it (3705)

On 07/30/2010 at 7:23pm - misc - by anne (woman) - Canada

Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML

#12143188
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34680) - you deserved it (15227)

On 07/27/2010 at 10:43am - intimacy - by lonelyguy321 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was on the arm of my couch trying to grab something from the bookshelf, and my boyfriend was below me. I asked, "So, would you catch me if I fell?" He looked back at me, paused for a moment before saying, "How much do you weigh again?" FML

#12141202
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24206) - you deserved it (7285)

On 07/27/2010 at 6:07am - misc - by mauimango7 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML

#11841759
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37373) - you deserved it (9681)

On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States

Today, my sister's boyfriend came over to the house. I thought I would be nice and cook them both a dinner along with my own. Mine took a little longer to cook, so they ate before me and went back to her bedroom. I ate alone to the sound of them having fun. FML

#9361174
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27280) - you deserved it (4073)

On 03/24/2010 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by lonelyniceguy (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

#9261656
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8318) - you deserved it (47007)

On 03/21/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by retard99 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had my wisdom teeth removed. The sympathetic words from my boyfriend asked if this meant I could open my mouth a bit wider for him now. FML

#9158778
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23160) - you deserved it (5103)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by smiler (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML

#9127255
444 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58198) - you deserved it (13571)

On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -

Today, after going to the doctor to have him look at a rash on my man bits, I asked him how to get rid of the redness. He shrugged and said: "Don't worry, nobody will see it other than you and me." He's right. FML

#9029398
89 comments

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On 03/12/2010 at 7:19pm - intimacy - by argh (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was out on a date with a guy. I leaned down to get something out of my bag and hit my head on some protruding concrete. I said I was fine. Then blood came running down my face. FML

#8525883
54 comments

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On 02/21/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by erin1985 (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mum got upset with me for getting my first hangover ever after being of legal drinking age for over 6 years. She is a closet alcoholic in denial who hides red wine bottles around the house. FML

#7663968
96 comments

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On 01/29/2010 at 12:49am - health - by mirrorfad - Sent from mobile version

Today, while at my job, I walked past one of my colleagues who has been sick for the past couple of days. She knows that I'm a tea drinker and asked me for a tea bag. While conversing with her, I handed her one and left. I then later realized that I gave her a condom. FML

#7458972
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9546) - you deserved it (28023)

On 01/20/2010 at 5:38pm - work - by PentiumBawls8 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML

#5173603
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12490) - you deserved it (69219)

On 09/10/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by itisthedude (man) - United States (Virginia)



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