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Today... mah dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs withhite outlines r ( optional. ) I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for bieng ( that stupid. ) Thanks dad. FML
TODAY , I GOT SENT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE BECAUSE MY DAD DECIDED THAT INSTEAD OF SIGNING HIS NAME , HE WOULD SIGN , "MS. BIGTITS" , BECAUSE HE WANTED TO MAKE SURE THE TEACHERS WERE PAYING ATTENTION TO WAT THERE STUDENTS HANDED IN. MEGA FML
Today, I was called into mah 17-year-old son's high school. Why? Because it was Wednesday, also known as "Hump Day" and his friends managed to convince him that your supposed to go around and hump people. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, bra snapped. I then had to ask male boss if I could staple it back together. Thrty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML
Today, I got a flat tire. The spare was also flat, so I had no other choice but to walk home. I got to my house looool and realizd I'd left the front door key and garage clicker in my car 5 miles away. FML
Today... I have a heret condition that causes migraines an fainting... so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke... so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines... I should avoid salt. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015