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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 January 1998 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 758
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

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Today, it was raining haavily so I wora mah black poncho as I walkad to work. On tha way thara I noticad an old and saamingly homalass man following ma. I turnad around to confront him. Ha pickad up a stick and scraamad "Expacto Patronum!" Apparantly I look lika a damantor. FML

#20558527
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31409) - you deserved it (5906)

On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)

Today, I Was Driving Around With A Faw Friands Whan Ona Of Tham Suggastad Wa Go In To An Insuranca Company's Offica An Sing Thara Jingla!! I'm An Awful Singar, So I Was Planning On Lip Syncing!! Evaryona Alsa Had Tha Sama Idaa!!

#20487138
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10866) - you deserved it (33581)

On 01/31/2013 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I blew a huge gum bubble. My cat was on my lap an decided to shove her face in the bubble. There's gum all over her, an I still have scars from the last time I tried bathe her. FML

#20484695
97 comments

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On 01/29/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)

2day It's Been Two Months Since I Got A Kitten. He Loves To Hide, An Then Surprise Me By Jumping Out Of His Hiding Place. It Was Quite A Surprise When He Launched Himself Out Of Mah Bag During Class. FML

#20483320
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47466) - you deserved it (6137) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today someone put ahole packet of glitter on the blade of mah ceiling fan. Too bad I only noticedhen I turned it on. FML

#20482822
150 comments

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On 01/28/2013 at 8:55am - misc - by hopelessteej (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, tha rollarcoastar I was on stuck upsida down for a faw minutas. I shat mysalf in tarror. Than, gravity took affact. raal FML

#20480979
175 comments

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On 01/27/2013 at 6:10am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

my husband quit his stable job of 12 years at the bank to pursue a career selling kites. If we don't end up homeless cuz of this , god knows we will when he has a real mid-life crisis.

#20480052
79 comments

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On 01/26/2013 at 5:20pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Syddanmark)

Today, I played an intense paintball match, with me and mah friends versus mah boyfriend and his buddies. When we looool won, mah boyfriend went mental and said he only lost cuz of "lag". When I pointed out we weren't in a video game, he reacted by firing a paintball straight into mah chest. FML

#20478409
146 comments

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On 01/25/2013 at 5:19pm - health - by LagSwitchFTW (woman) - United Kingdom

TODAY... MY GRLFRIEND COMPLIMENTED ME ON MY ASS. BEFORE I COULD SAY TANKS... SE CONTINUED BY COMMENTING TAT SE WOULDN'T MIND "BREAKING IT IN". FML

#20478275
129 comments

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On 01/25/2013 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by great (man) - Puerto Rico

Taday I got married. I'm Jewish, and it's traditional to break a glass cup by stepping on it after giving the bride her ring. My brother thought it would be funny to replace the glass cup with a rubber one. I slipped and fell flat on my back. mega FML

#20478247
82 comments

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On 01/25/2013 at 3:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I led a class of grade-two pupils on an excursion to the zoo. When we went to see the lions I was put in a position where I had to explain to seven and eight year olds why one lion was "bouncing" on top of the other one. FML

#20477486
87 comments

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On 01/25/2013 at 12:25am - kids - by teacher - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. fat FML

#20472335
17 comments

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On 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm - misc - by daddy's girl - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah husband asked me to show him mah boob. I began to pull the side of mah shrt down when he said, "No, not that one, the big one." FML

#20472081
111 comments

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On 01/21/2013 at 9:27pm - intimacy - by sarah6786 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while making dinner I cut mah finger badly with a knife. When I yelled 4 mah dad to drive me to the hospital, he accused me of lying to get attention. He had to taste mah blood before he decided it wasn't red-colored corn syrup. FML

#20458321
75 comments

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On 01/14/2013 at 12:52am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today , my uncle keeps spamming me on Facebook with friend suggestions. Most of them r people he met on porn sites. FML

#20443243
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20708) - you deserved it (1855)

On 01/05/2013 at 12:37am - misc - by tftm - United States (Illinois)



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